The Big Book of Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Personalized Dad Joke Book

Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in America!With From:__________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you.Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one.Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad’s day. He’ll love these terrible rib-ticklers – specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers. A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.Police are working tirelessly to catch him.You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid.I keep telling her I could stop at any time.I’ve been happily married for four years.Out of a total of 10.I’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes.The doctor says it’s terminal.Why did the baker go to work?He kneads the dough.Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me.I was like what the Helman!To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . . I will find you. You have my Word!Dad jokes make you cringe and groan – but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father’s Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife.